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Mara, dressed in a skin-tight pair of black leggings and a shirt almost as ugly as Eggsy's terrifying wolf coat under her own leather jacket, glanced over at her date for the night. "Why do you smell like Outer Rim livestock?" she asked as they walked past an obscene number of tattoo shops and whiskey bars.

New York, she had been told, was the closest this planet got to Coruscant. She found it almost entirely lacking. Everyone was human, for one. That was just unsettling. And a man had tried to tell her something called "small batch artisanal kimchi" until she yelled at him 'til he cried.

...that part had been fun. Shh.

[OOC: For the boy!]

Date: 2016-01-16 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
"Detention," Eggsy replied, sniffing at himself. But it didn't help that he'd gone numb to the smell after an hour or so of shoveling shit. "Apparently you shouldn't drink in class or flirt with your prof."

Date: 2016-01-16 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
"They had beer right there!" That was just asking for trouble. Hitting on Obi-Wan... well, that was just baseline Eggsy.

Date: 2016-01-16 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
"Ain't my fault Kenobi's fit."

Date: 2016-01-16 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
Eggsy leaned in, hooking his arm in her's. "This you tellin' me not to stop shaving?"

And lose his baby face.

Date: 2016-01-16 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
"Could always grow a handlebar mustache," he said, nodding over at one of the people they were passing on the street.

He looked like a stylish walrus.

Date: 2016-01-16 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
"You tryin' to say I wouldn't pull it off?" HE WOULD NOT.

Date: 2016-01-16 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
"Ouch." That was cruel. "Don't want to date a walrus?"

Date: 2016-01-16 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
"Now I know what to get you for your birthday."

Date: 2016-01-16 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
"Gotta exist, right?" On the internet.

Date: 2016-01-16 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
"And have to hear about more kimchi?" It was organic and locally sourced. And Eggsy didn't want any.

Date: 2016-01-16 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
And Eggsy was not going to correct it. Because it was hilarious. "Dare you."

Date: 2016-01-17 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
Eggsy wasn't doing much better as he laughed and flipped the vegan off in her defense. He could take the guy. Vegans didn't get enough protein to fight back, right?

"Fuck off!"

Date: 2016-01-17 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com
"Most vegans are," Eggsy replied, still giving the guy the stinkeye over Mara's shoulder. Because fights. "No meat, no sense of humor."

True story.
Edited Date: 2016-01-17 08:50 pm (UTC)

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